The Guru

Mike Ash flunked school.
Classmates, teachers, parents pointed and laughed.
They’re not laughing now.
If Mike can do it, anyone can.
Mike’s story…

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60 Second Interview

Check out Mike’s 60 Second Interview as published in the prestigious MILLIONAIRE MAKER magazine.

Mike was the ONLY Wealth Creator to get his name and logo on the cover of this particular issue.

The Guru

Mike Ash flunked school.
Classmates, teachers, his own parents pointed at him and laughed. They’re not laughing now.
If Mike can do it, anyone can.
Mike’s story…

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The 7 Secrets

There are 7 ‘secrets of success’.
Five have been in the public domain for many years, but two were ‘missing’.
Mike Ash has discovered the missing two secrets and his passion is to share them with you (for a small fee).
Reveal all, Mike…

The 7 Secrets

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There are 7 ‘secrets’ to financial success,
Only 5 had been discovered…until now.
Mike reveals the ‘missing 2 secrets’, and his passion is to share them with you (for a small fee).
Reveal all, Mike…

Wise Up

Mike provides a ‘ROAD MAP’ to Wealthsville for you to unfold, spread out and plan a route.
Even if you get lost you’ll enjoy the journey, so grab a packed lunch, jump on the bus and…
take that first step to Spoof Millionairedom…

The Road to Wealthsville

Wise Up


The Road to Wealthsville

Mike provides a ‘ROAD MAP’ to Wealthsville for you to unfold, spread out and plan a route.
Even if you get lost you’ll enjoy the journey, so grab a packed lunch, jump on the bus and…
take that first step…

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Quit Your Job

Do it RIGHT NOW, if you have one.
Become a Spoof Millionaire and…
…Laugh all the way to the bank.
Show me the way, Mike…

Quit Your Job


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Do it RIGHT NOW (assuming you have one).
Become a Spoof Millionaire and, like Mike…
Laugh all the way to the bank.
Show me the way, Mike…

IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH

A Million Dollars

Grab a fab holiday, buy a new car, some fashionable merchandise, or training DVDs…
…the possibilities are endless.

IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH

Fab holiday, new car, fashionable merchandise, DVDs…
…the possibilities are endless.

TODAY IS THE DAWN
of your new beginning


Don’t DREAM of being rich. DO something about it.
Wake up to this great opportunity. Laugh. Love. Live. If you do nothing else, become a Spoof Millionaire. TODAY


FOR IN JUST
0 DAYS
YOU WILL BE TEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE RIGHT NOW
(includes Leap years)

Why should THEY keep all the money when YOU do all the work?


THEY
don’t want YOU to know the secrets I am about to tell YOU.
I don’t want THEM to know it was ME who told YOU what those secrets are.

If THEY find out it was ME who told YOU the secrets THEY don’t want YOU to know,
THEY will be angry with ME (and I may be forced to tell THEM everything I know about YOU).

It really is that simple!

Why ‘Spoof’ Millionaire?

There are THREE reasons why you should become a Spoof Millionaire.
Let’s briefly discuss them.

BELIEVE

Spoof Millionaireship isn’t about money.


Don’t click! Think…

Believing you are rich is like being rich.


WEALTH IS A STATE OF MIND.

ACHIEVE

Wealth creators get rich by selling YOU their ‘system’ (get followers, spread the word). That’s all I’m doing! So join me as a Spoof Millionaire.

You have as much chance of getting rich by reading my stuff as anyone else’s.

DECEIVE


There is no third reason but this WordPress theme doesn’t do two columns.

Besides, ‘deceive’ seems to sum up the Get Rich Quick Brigade (present Wealth Creators excepted).

BELIEVE

Spoof Millionaireship isn’t about making money.
DON’T CLICK AWAY!
Believing you are rich is as good as being rich (until the bills come in).
WEALTH is purely a state of mind.

ACHIEVE

If that didn’t cut the mustard:
Wealth creators get rich by selling YOU the ‘system’ they use to get rich (get followers, spread the word). That’s all I’m doing! So join me.
You’re just as likely to get rich reading me as anyone else.

DECEIVE

There’s no third reason but I can’t figure out how to change this web theme.
Besides, ‘deceive’ seems to sum up the Get Rich Quick Brigade (present Wealth Creators excepted).

The Spoof Millionaire Lifestyle

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The Lifestyle

Fave Articles


Articles are updated all the time, so please come back and check them out. Here are some of Mike’s Favourites.

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Holey Buckets


If your conscience can handle it, this is an imaginative way to make a few extra quid from unsuspecting ‘victims’.


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The Discount


How can anyone believe that buying two bottles of ‘50% extra free’ ketchup means you get both completely free of charge?


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Ghostly Reflections


When a stranger approaches you on an Underground Train, the last thing on your mind is that he may not be real…

Fave Articles


New and updated articles are under FREE STUFF. Here are some of Mike’s Favourites.

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The Remarkable Mr Memory


Meeting someone who ‘never forgets’ isn’t always positive.


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The Discount


Two x ‘50% Extra Free’ ketchups do NOT equal 100% FREE!


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Ghostly Reflections


Do you believe in ghosts?
Neither did I… but I really did see him.

Get me to those articles...NOW!

You've got nothing to lose, and hardly anything to gain. You may as well read a couple of articles, watch a video or two.

Everything is FREE so I can't really offer a money back guarantee, but people demand it so:-

If you are not 100% SATISFIED, send me some money so I can RETURN IT, VERY FEW QUESTIONS ASKED.

Get Rich!

With nothing to lose or gain, a few articles and videos could, potentially, MAKE YOU RICH!

And all for FREE!

GET ME RICH